Category: writing

  • On Publishing Contracts and Why You Should Not Write Contemporaneous Fiction

    Charles Stross has a nice description and discussion of the Book Publishing Contract of Doom! over at his blog today.

    It struck a chord with me at this paragraph:

    The fourth chunk [of the contract] is about publication dates ….The publisher is required to publish the book within 24 months of the date of acceptance of each book. There are a handful of loopholes (for lawsuits, labor disputes, or government intervention), but if they don’t publish within 24 months I can yell at them in writing: they then have six months to publish, and if they can’t manage that, I get to terminate the agreement, take my rights back, and keep the advance.

    I’ve read some novels in the last decade that were written and set in a post 9-11 world. Re-reading them, they seem so quaint with their “I was written in January 2002” attitude. Things have changed a lot since that time; things have been, charitably, in flux. Basing novels on contemporaneous events1 can make them seem a bit dated when rereading them at a later time, and based upon the paragraph above, your novel might not even see the light of bookshelves before 2 years after acceptance, much less first draft.

    Beware.


    1: Tom Clancy’s stuff is notorious for this

  • A Story in Spirit

    I get the JPL news alerts. They frequently have to do with the Mars Rovers Spirit and Opportunity.

    Today they reported that Spirit is having some difficulties. The full text is here, but here is a quote:

    On Monday, Spirit’s controllers at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif., chose to command the rover on Tuesday, Sol 1802, to find the sun with its camera in order to precisely determine its orientation. Not knowing its orientation could have been one possible explanation for Spirit not doing its weekend drive. Early Tuesday, Spirit reported that it had tried to follow the commands, but had not located the sun.

    That last line strikes me as the plaintive cry of a distressed robot. “I tried!”

    There’s a story in there somewhere. Feel free to steal it from me.

  • Write or Die!

    I came across this amusing tool today. I’m using it right now for a traffic study, although I’ll have to set the tolerance to “nice” because my reports require me to pause a lot and gather information from other places.

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  • Lunch Time Brainstorming

    Regarding my post yesterday about writing, I decided to brainstorm some story ideas. Feel free to chime in, if you want or to steal them for your own use (if you think they’re worthy).

    • Large Hadron Collider goes online. Mini black hole is formed. Hawkings radiation theory dispelled by apparent orbit of the mini black hole through the earth’s crust, mantle and core (have to work out the vector of the falling hole, how much friction would a black hole encounter?). Earthquakes, sudden disasters, how do we save the world? (Answer: DRAGONS! (I’m kidding))
    • Global warming fears entirely justified (see any trends here? Apocalyptic fiction anyone?) and sealevels rise (a lot). Global weather crisis. Population die offs and farming patterns shift. War, etc. U.S. either hardens into a dictatorship or breaks up in a bloody bloodbath (full of blood). Result = russian + canadian ascendancy due to fortuitous farming climate… must know politics.
    • Robot overlords emerge from hiding places and reveal their dastardly plan: control the entire human race through internet addiction. Plot and results somethign like Idiocracy, but with more robots.
    • Third age of humans underway: Ascent to technological society after repeated cycles back to stone age. Discovery that previous falls caused by discovery of Time Travel and the attendant paradoxes that are inevitable. Quest to stop the research without anyone knowing why. (man that sounds bad even to me)
    • Baseball great Sammy Sosa is called to save an alien race. (ummm…why? My brain is coming up with weird stuff)
    • The year 3020. Humans have colonized moon and mars planets. The difficulty in travel and separate locations is leading to the speciation of the human race into Homo Sapiens Sapies, Homo Sapiens Luna and Homo Sapiens Ares. People don’t like each other. Asteroids start getting thrown around. (new arms race?)
    • Future: Olympic games now completely dominated by pure-bred, nano-enhanced, steroid-popping, super athletes who are an entire separate caste from normal humans. born and trained in isolation, one emerges to discover what humans are really like. (sounds like “Twins”)

    Wow. That’s ten minutes of mind mapping. Go me.