Category: Random

  • Hurricane Woman Chaser!

    Thanks to the National Hurricane Center, I learn that I chase women across the north Atlantic.

    Hurricane Bill

  • Working the Crowd: Ignite

    Ignite is a series of 5 minute presentations on all sorts of different things. The presenters get exactly 5 minutes, with 20 slides and the slides are autoadvanced every 15 seconds. It’s a cool setup because you have to compress the information you’re showing down into its most elemental form.

    This one is on how to work a crowd in order to meet and greet. These are things I’ve heard (and practiced) before, but it’s always good to get a refresher. I’d add something to the list: Always read the paper before you show up to a group gathering. It’s important to know what’s going on locally.

  • Fun Video

    Performance

    Heh heh heh. I’m living this right now.

  • 24 Character Joke

    Those people on Twitter are familiar with the 140 character limit for postings. That makes for condensed humor in its purest form.

    I, however, need to come up with a joke that occupies no more than 24 characters and is worthy of being found on my dead body.

    Why?

    I have a nice discount on a Road ID, which is an anklet you wear while running or biking which carries important info like your name, contact information for people who can make decisions for you, allergies, etc. You get five 24 character lines. I’ve got my Name, 3 people to call in case of a problem, and NO KNOWN ALLERGIES. That leaves one last line for a joke to amuse the paramedics.

    Please submit all entries either here, on Facebook, or on twitter. I’ll announce the winner next week and it will be worn on my body for the forseeable future! The Prize is Cookies!

  • Delta New Fee: Sucks to be Offline, or Poor

    Delta, US Airways, United all enact a Poor Person’s Fee on checked baggage.

    “But starting Aug. 4, Delta will start charging those who pay for checked bags at airport ticket counters, kiosks and curbs…”

    The fee is an additional $5 if you don’t do it online.

    Usually I try to keep my blog a bit free of the potty, but the only response I have here is “motherfuckers”. This one angers the crap out of me! I could swallow an additional fee if it were couched differently, but this one is so weasely worded it pisses me off.

    So, if for some reason you’re not booking online, checking in online, doing everything online, you’re going to be punished by the airlines. Welcome to the brave new world. Now, where do I sign up for that chip in my head?

  • Ten Percent Unemployment

    It’s official. Georgia’s Unemployment Rate hit 10.1% with the latest release of numbers.

    That is all.

  • 2009 Callaway Gardens Sprint Triathlon

    I participated in the 2009 Callaway Sprint Triathlon a few weeks ago, on a whim. It was the week before and I happened to get an email from the race director mentioning the race. I thought to myself, “self, why not do that race?” So I did.

    It was a good, fast, PACKED race. The swim start was in five or so different waves and thankfully for me, I was in the second. This meant a relatively clean bike course, other than the people in my own wave. By the time I was coming in from the bike course, it was wall to wall bikes coming out of transition. This was not a USAT race and there weren’t any officials on the course, but even if there had been, there was no way to enforce the drafting regulations; there wasn’t enough room to avoid the draft zone.

    Swim CourseI’m getting a bit ahead of myself. This was a short race: approximately 400 meter swim (although given my time, I’d bet on 350 meters), nine mile bike (my bike computer said 8.2) and a two mile run. The swim course circled a quarter of the perimeter of one of the lakes at Callaway and it was in such shallow water that anyone having problems could stand up, if necessary. The transition zone was in the parking lot (lanes 8-10, I think) and was laid out reasonably fairly. More on that in a moment.

    The bike course was through the gardens and at the time my wave hit it, there wasn’t any traffic yet, although the race director did specifically warn us that traffic was not being prohibited and to watch out for “grandma behind the wheel”. The course was relatively flat with a few rolling hills and only one downhill section that might be a challenge for a beginner (ess curves). The bike course was not the same as the one used during the 2008 duathlon, which was a surprise to me.

    The run course was a clockwise run around the lake that the swim was in, ending outside Callaway’s big-top circus facility. Flat and fast.
    Finishing the Callaway Sprint
    Running pictures can look so dorky, can’t they?

      What did I like about this race:

    • Speed. I finished this race in 50:34. That’s the same time it takes me to run a 10k. This was fast!
    • Attitude. There wasn’t much pressure given that it’s not a USAT race (no ranking) and that there were so many beginners there. I had fun talking with several people at the swim start who were doing their first triathlon.
    • Location. Callaway is a nice place for a race.
    • Course. The swim, bike and run courses were all pleasant.

    What I thought could be done better:

    • Transition setup. Yes, I know I just got finished talking about how it was a low-key non-pressure race, but the transition layout was first-come first-served for bike positions and there were definitely places that gave you better transition times than others. See my little sketch here for an illustration. As you can see, the path for transitioner number one is considerably shorter than for transitioner number two. Given the physical layout of the swim exit, I don’t think this problem could be addressed
      unless you moved the transition zone down a few parking slots and made the swim exit longer. Just remember to get there early and claim a spot down by path number one.
      Sketch of the Callaway Transition Area
    • Portable Waste Facilities. Sometimes you just got to go, and the bathrooms available at Callaway were not sufficient to bear up under the number of people who wanted to use them all at the same time. A few portapotties would have been useful.
    • PA System. The race director tried to give a pre-race briefing at the swim start but it was next to impossible to hear him with the handheld bullhorn he was using. In fact, the people who came with me to the race said that they had an easier time hearing him from all the way across the lake than I did at the start line.
    • Transition security. I walked in to setup my transition spot with David and Sharon. No one objected. Typically only race competitors with numbers are allowed into transition. Afterward, I got my bike and gear without showing any one my race number. I know were all one big happy family, but it would be really easy to swipe someone’s gear. I’d be willing to pay a bit more in my entry fee for better security.
    • Draft Enforcement. This one would be hard to do. Honestly, for this race, I’m not sure it matters, especially for those of us who aren’t competitive in our age groups anyway. But it still burns me a bit when I see three guys going past on Cervelos and playing Tour de France peloton. Either they don’t know the rules, or they’re cheating. Even in the scrums that develop on packed courses like this one, I make an effort not to ride directly behind someone and take advantage of the draft. Why? Because that’s the rules. I don’t think that you could really enforce the draft rule on this course, but you could post a few people at undisclosed locations around the course to take down the numbers of obvious tire-clingers.

    Here are my times.

    8:01 Swim
    1:54 Transition 1
    23:15 Bike
    1:50 Transition 2
    15:36 Run
    50:33 Overall

    I finished 67th overall (out of ~1200) which sounds great except that this was a beginner’s race. Still, I’ll take it. More importantly, I finished 25th out of 107 in my age group. Again, this was a beginner’s race. We’ll see if that top-quarter finish time holds up this weekend at the Chattanooga Triathlon.

    More race coverage to come after we get back from Chattanooga on Sunday! Wish me luck.

  • New Bike!

    New Felt S32
    Despite assurances by myself to the contrary back when I signed up for the
    Florida Ironman, I bought myself a triathlon-specific bike a few weeks ago.
    It is a Felt S32 with Shimano Dura Ace/105 and Felt TTR4 wheels.
    For those of you who have no idea what that means, it’s an entry-level tri
    bike. It’s pretty much the least expensive category of triathlon specific
    bicycle out there. Most manufacturers have something similar. It’s also
    white on red, so it matches my road bike, a Trek 1500T. No, color was not a
    criterion for purchase.

    Why did I spend the money on this bicycle? I had originally intended to put
    aerobars on my Trek and ride that in the Ironman, figuring that I already
    had a perfectly good race bike. This is still true, in that I now have
    two perfectly good bikes, however I felt unsafe biking around town
    with the Trek and a set of aerobars. The aerobars get in the way of the
    grips at the top of the handlebars, making the bike less maneuverable in a
    busy downtown traffic-filled setting. As I’m going to be putting in plenty
    of time in the saddle in situations where quick reactions might be called
    for, I decided that it was worth it to have two bikes, rather than
    continuously mounting and de-mounting the aerobars on one.1

    I’ve had the Felt out a few times so far and it feels a lot different than
    the Trek. Honestly, the Trek feels better, but then its components are step
    up from the Felt. The Felt is only a race-bike though, so as long as it
    goes fast and straight, that’s good enough for me. Plus as time goes by
    (not this year) I’ll upgrade things in a piecemeal way.

    Some people ask what the point is to a triathlon specific bicycle when a
    road bike seems to do all the same things. This is an excellent question
    with an easy answer: A tri bike is designed and constructed around the
    aerobars. The intention is for the rider to spend the majority of time in
    the aero position, reclined forward on her forearms in a fashion that
    reduces aerodynamic drag. This puts you farther forward on the frame than is
    normal on road bikes, and most road bikes can’t really manage a “proper”
    aero position for triathlon due to their frame design. Of course the
    “proper” position is something that a lot of age-groupers can’t do anyway
    because it requires training and muscle acclimatization (I’m not there yet).
    Anecdotally, I’ve heard that if you don’t spend 80% or more of your race
    time in the aero position, than there’s really no aerodynamic benefit in
    making the upgrade to a tri bike.2 As I plan to spend that
    amount of time or more during the Ironman (~6 hours on the bike!) this was
    another good reason to get a tri-specific bicycle.

    My Trek saw probably its last triathlon (ridden by me) at the Callaway
    Sprint a few weeks ago. The Felt will see its first race this weekend at
    the Chattanooga Riverfront Triathlon, an Olympic distance race. I’m sure it
    will do well.


    1: Anybody want to buy a very lightly used set of Profile Design
    clip-on aerobars?
    2: I would pedantically dispute this claim given that
    any time spent in an aerodynamically improved position will
    decrease your total bike time, but there is a cost-ineffectiveness argument
    if you’re deciding whether or not to purchase a bike on this basis. If
    you’re not going to use the aerobars, spend the money on a good road bike.

  • New Images at Flickr

    IMG_5622

    I just uploaded a whole raft of pictures, but I haven’t had a chance to go tag or label them. Go. Have a guess as to what’s going on in them.

  • Promotion for Incompetency

    Everybody knows the Peter Principle, right? It goes something like, “in an organization, a person will tend to rise to their level of maximum incompetence.”

    Well, researchers from the Universita de Catiana have shown this to be the case in an agent-based system, leading to large reductions in efficiency.

    Any potential solutions? Yes, indeed. The same researchers analyzed a system based on random promotions and one based on alternating competent and incompetent individuals in promotion opportunities. Both of these methods either raised efficiency or at least did not increase it. the inefficiency.

    I’ll have to drag this out at my performance review in case it goes badly.