Category: Fiction

  • Holy Racism, Batman!

    Through a fluke set of circumstances, I ended up beginning to read the story, “Tom Swift and his Electric Rifle.” You may recognize this as the derivation of the acronym TASER (Thomas A. Smith Electric Rifle).

    Not knowing much about the story, who wrote it, or when it was published, I dove in. As I read, I gathered through context that it was written earlier in the century (airships, monoplanes) and that it was a youth adventure story (both true). Then I hit this dialogue [emphasis mine]:

    “Rad! I say, Rad! Where are you?”

    “Heah I is, Massa Tom! Heah I is” called a colored man as he came around the corner of a small stable where he kept his mule Boomerang. “Was yo’-all callin’ me?”

    “Yes, Rad, I want you to help make a scarecrow.”

    “A scarecrow, Massa Tom! Good land a’ massy! What fo’ yo’ want ob a scarecrow? Yo’-all ain’t raisin’ no corn, am yo’?”

    “No, but I want something to shoot at when Ned Newton comes over to-night.”

    “Suffin t’ shoot at? Why Massa Tom! Good land a’ massy! Yo’-all ain’t gwine t’ hab no duel, am yo’?”

    “No, Rad, but I want a life-size figure on which to try my new electric gun. Here are some old clothes, and if you will stuff them with rags and straw and fix them so they’ll stand up, they’ll do first-rate. Have it ready by night, and set it up at the far end of the shooting gallery.”

    “All right, Massa Tom. I’ll jest do dat, fo’ yo’,” and leaving the colored man to stuff the figure, after he had showed him how, Tom went back into the house to read the paper which he had purchased that morning.

    I was born in the 70’s and raised in the 80’s and 90’s. I have no concept of being able to think like this. I think the most egregious part of this dialogue was Tom Smith showing Rad how to make the scarecrow. Who the heck, even then, would think a black man couldn’t know how to make a scarecrow? It’s obviously assumed that anything that Tom (white) doesn’t tell Rad (black), won’t get done.

    This novel was published in 1911. Only 48 years after the Emancipation Proclamation. And I am intellectually aware of the climate surrounding race relations prior to World War II, which was 28 years after publication. Still, this shocks me. Is it a good thing that I’m shocked, indicating a deep acceptance of racial equality, or a bad thing, showing that I just don’t grok history?

    At least I am not famed scientist James Watson, co-credited-discoverer of DNA, who thinks africans are less intelligent than caucasians.

  • Starship Captains

    Through the good works of SF Signal, I’m referred to Top Twenty Starship Captains, by Kunochan.

    I actually didn’t find this posting to be all that great, but I commented on the thread, so I’ll link it here. If nothing else, it is extensive.

  • Robert Jordan is Dead

    I can’t believe this slipped past me for two days. Robert Jordan, author of the voluminous Wheel of Time series, passed away on the September 16th due to a disease he was diagnosed with a year and a half ago.

  • The Children of Men

    I finally slogged my way through The Children of Men by P.D. James. You may recall that there was a movie out last spring which was much hyped. It came to my attention through science fiction circles that this was based off of a science fiction book. I am opposed to seeing movies without first reading the book, so I picked it up.

    Slow-forward about 5 months. I tried twice to read this thing. The third time I finally finished it. Summary: I did not like the book. Blah blah blah blah blah, and so forth for 250 pages. The ideas are interesting such as: the psychological impact of having the entire human race unable to conceive children; the necessary preparations for the last people on Earth; the eventual breakdown of law and order. However, there was an overriding Goddidit theme in this book that annoyed the hell out of me. Warning, spoilers follow (more…)

  • Stardust

    We went to see the movie Stardust last night, starring Claire Danes, Charlie Cox, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Robert DeNiro, among others. It was written by Neil Gaiman, and is possible the best movie I’ve seen in the last five years. Way better than the Lord of the Rings or Narnia or any other of the big-budget fantasy movies that have come out recently. It has a complicated but tightly written plot with excellent storytelling and character development. There are comedic moments that don’t feel like they’ve been injected just to get the audience to laugh, but instead flow with the narrative. It’s all quite good, and if you don’t go see it while it’s in the theaters, you’ll regret it.

    Go. Tonight. See the movie!

  • The Call of Cthulhu

    Finally! It’s only been about twenty years since I first ran across Cthulhu, in the form of the role playing game Call of Cthulhu, in which if your character is not dead or insane by game’s end, you haven’t been trying hard enough. Now I’ve finally read the original short story that this is all based upon, The Call of Cthulhu, but by H.P. Lovecraft. It was definitely a picturesque scene of horror where Mr. Lovecraft lovingly described the Old One who would rise from the deeps to liberate and devour humanity.

    Now I can truly say I’m a geek.

  • Scifi Summer Movie Project

    Way back at the beginning of the summer I posted a list of scifi movies that I either needed to see, or see again. Let’s see how I’ve been doing.

    • Gattaca: Nope
    • Blade Runner**: Nope
    • Digitally scragged Return of the Jedi (I was so fed up with Lucas after his “improvement” of episode IV and V that I never went to see VI): Nope
    • Akira: Nope
    • The Last Mimzy: Yes, but it was a bit disappointing. It was an excellent tale, with good CGI, but it seemed a bit hollow from a science fiction perspective. Much ado was made about the kid brother being “the engineer” and then…nothing. Also (spoiler……) if all the future Earth peoples needed was a bit of DNA, why didn’t the Mimsy go and swap it’s furry hand through the kid’s mouth while she was sleeping?
    • The Animatrix: Nope
    • Time Bandits**: Nope
    • King Kong (the original): Nope
    • The Day the Earth Stood Still**: Nope
    • THX 1138: Finally saw this. It was exceptionally strange to watch, not only because it is a strange movie, but because I’m a huge star wars fan, and a lot of the same sound and visual effects that Lucas uses in episodes 4-6 are present in this film. Was very deja vu-ish.
    • Soylent Green (is people!): Amusing and campy. I’m still wondering why Charlton Heston’s character had a huge apartment that he shared with one person while there were people living on his stairway.
    • The Terminal Man: Nope
    • Robocop** (I saw this at a very impressionable age and it gave me nightmares. I’d probably enjoy it more, now): Nope
    • Bicentennial Man (we briefly saw the filming of this as we drove on 101 Hwy 1 in CA): Nope
    • The Thirteenth Floor: Excellent movie. Based off the same book Simulacra and Simulations as the Matrix was.
    • Red Planet: Nope
    • 28 Days Later: Nope
    • The Butterfly Effect: Nope
    • Thunderbirds: Nope
    • Children of Men (after I finish the book): Nope, and haven’t finished the book, either.
    • The Fountain: Nope
    • Ultraviolet: Yes, but I was heartily disappointed. I didn’t ever read this comic, and I think you needed to in order to appreciate the film.

    I don’t think I’m going to finish the list by the end of summer, but the year is still young!

    *There may be some films on this list that don’t qualify as “science fiction” in some fans’ minds. That’s ok. Make your own list! And keep in mind this is not some Top 10 or Top 100 list, an exercise I find is a bit meaningless on the hugely interactive web because no two people will ever agree on the contents of those lists.

    **Seen it at least once. Barely recall the plot

    ***Astute readers will note that most of this is a chronological/alphabetical list taken piecemeal from wikipedia

  • Reshelving Non-Scientific Books

    gacked from Pharyngula

    Biologist Helping Bookstores has a quest. He reshelves books without a science theme to parts of the book store he feels appropriate.

    I’m of two minds about this. My first mind thinks that he’s right; Michael Behe does not belong in the science section any more than Harry Potter does. My other mind thinks that he’s making the bookstore employees’ life a lot more difficult. It’s not up to them (in the chain stores, mind) where the books are shelved. It all comes out of the computer. Thusly, A Brave New World is in Literature, while Laurel K. Hamilton’s books are in Fantasy (Science Fiction and Pornography are more appropriate, respectively).

    This is discussed in detail in the comments on BhB’s site. Especially this posting about reshelving in Barnes and Noble.

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (No Spoilers)

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    Friday last, Jenn and I waited in line to purchase the last book in the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. The line and the party at our local Barnes & Noble were just as crazy as we expected. An arguably entertaining event were the two guys at the door who were supposedly herding all us cats who regularly contradicted each other’s instructions.

    We had our books by 0035 and were heading to the car when I passed a kid wearing a hand-written t-shirt saying “****** kills ****** on page ******.” I have rarely been so angry. I did not, however, drive over him with the car. The spoiler (which was true) at least wasn’t anything horribly surprising.

    We read for a few hours, then slept for a few, then were up and reading on the couch. I had the book finished by 1500 and Jenn was done by 1700. So, now it’s over, except for the movies, which don’t count.

    How do I feel about it? Right now, a bit drained. It was a marathon reading session and there were aspects of the story that shocked me. But, overall, it was an excellent finish to the series.

    For other posts about book 7 or general Potterness, see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here

  • Broke My Rule

    I broke my rule of avoiding all Harry Potter related news. It seemed safe enough, and it turned out to be horribly amusing predictions from someone who doesn’t take the Harry Potter universe very seriously. Definitely worth the read.

    The best quote from the whole article is this one, concerning killing off main characters at the end of a series:

    Just imagine: At the end of Return of the Jedi, during the celebration on Endor, a young Ewok, drunk on victory and bourbon, carelessly throws a thermal detonator into a bonfire, wiping out the entire main cast. A grateful galaxy is thus spared the pleasures of eighteen-hundred “Expanded Universe” novels and countless slashfic stories where Luke shows a bound and gagged Han Solo what “The Force” is all about.