Superbowl Commercials – Blow by Blow to Halftime

We’ve got five people hanging out and watching the Superbowl while doing other stuff.

In order to pretend that we’re being useful contributors to society, we’ve decided to evaluate the commercials as they go.

Theme: Hack Job. Kitchen Upgrade with Bud Light
Votes: 5 no 0 yes
My opinion: Wow, that sucked. Usually Bud does a better job.

Theme: Pugs and Doritos
Votes: 1 yes 1 no 3 abstain
My opinion: Dogsploitation. Not amused.

Theme: Prison Escape Audi
Votes: 5 yes
My opinion: Quite amusing. Kenny G makes it. “Lancaster! It’s a trap!”

Theme: Doritos Office Weirdo
Votes: 4 Yes 1 No
My opinion: Very creepy, yet amusing.

Theme: Old Folk Audi
Votes: 5 No
My opinion: Uh…?

Theme: Couples Pepsi
Votes: 1 Yes 2 No 2 Abstain
My opinion: Dumb.

Theme: Bud Light Musketeers
Votes: 5 Yes
My opinion: Awesome

Theme: Lassie Truck
Votes: 5 Yes
My opinion: “I didn’t even know this town had a volcano!”

Theme: Nerd Pepsi Max
Votes: 3 No 2 Abstain
My opinion: Meh

Theme: Doritos Roomate
Votes: 5 Yes
My opinion: This probably would have been less well received except for the Grandfather resurrection. Rock on.

Theme: Hyundai Commercial
Votes: 1 No 4 Abstain
My opinion: Booooring

Theme: Kia Car Stealing Commercial
Votes: 5 Yes
My opinion: Points for creativity

Theme: Eminem Brisk
Votes: 2 Yes 3 Abstain
My opinion: Uh…huh…

Theme: Office Email Reply-All
Votes: 5 Yes
My opinion: Hah!

Theme: Electric Car
Votes: 5 Yes
My opinion: Eh. Kinda boring.

Theme: Go Daddy .Co
Votes: 5 No
My opinion: I do not every approve of the Go Daddy Commercials. I refuse to use their services simply based on the fact that they advertise at the Superbowl.

Theme: Western Budweiser
Votes: 3 Yes 1 No 1 Abstain
My opinion: It broke my brain

Theme: Faith Hill Valentines
Votes: 1 Yes 1 No 3 Abstain
My opinion: Kill me now

Theme: BMW in Spartanburg
Votes: 1 No 4 Abstain
My opinion: Lame

Theme: 1984 Xoom Commercial
Votes: 5 Yes
My opinion: Poor Apple. Android will win.

Theme: BMW Clean Diesel
Votes: 5 Abstain
My opinion: [Yawn]

Theme: Animated Assault on the City (Coke)
Votes: 2 Yes 3 No
My opinion: Strong strong no. But at least it wasn’t the stupid polar bears.

Theme: Darth Vader Child
Votes: 5 Yes
My opinion: It’s not new, but still amusing

Theme: Snickers
Votes: 2 Yes 3 Abstain
My opinion: Yawn

Theme: Office Monkeys
Votes: 3 Yes 1 No 1 Abstain
My opinion: I love the office monkeys

Theme: Chevy Facebook
Votes: 5 No
My opinion: Facebook needs to die in a fire. And think of the teenage driver distraction.