Pollen Apocalypse

Editorial Note: This was written last week. “Yesterday” = “Not Sunday”. Some minor server issues and general laziness kept it from being posted. Everything is still true, though.

I always find myself strangely fascinated this time of year in Georgia—the same way I’d be strangely fascinated driving by a five-car pileup with dismembered bodies lying everywhere. It’s the pollen, you see.

The plants and trees breed with vigor around here. They spew so much pollen into the air that it becomes rather ridiculous. According to the Atlanta Allergy & Asthma Clinic, the following scale of severity applies to the number of pollen particles per cubic meter:

0-30 = Low 31-60 = Moderate 61-120 = High 120+ = Extremely High

Now have a gander at this image. Check out those red blocks representing this week in April.

High Pollen Count

As I tweeted the other day, once you get one full order of magnitude above “Extremely High” it’s probably ok to stop counting, go home and have a beer.

You may notice a sharp drop off from Thursday to Friday on the pollen count (from Extremely High x 45 to only Extremely High x 16) which was due to some massive rain showers we had yesterday. Alas, I was hoping for something in the Extremely High x 8, but obviously we didn’t get it. </sarcasm>

It’s a good thing I don’t have allergies. Unfortunately a lot of the people I hang with (like my wife) do. I feel for them this time of year.

Comments

4 responses to “Pollen Apocalypse”

  1. zerj Avatar
    zerj

    Well at least the trees only work during the week and stop spewing pollen on the weekends.

  2. Bill Ruhsam Avatar

    Even pollen needs to take the days off on the weekend.

  3. brian Avatar
    brian

    “Even pollen needs to take the days off on the weekend.” No it doesn’t. Didn’t you see it try to ruin Phil Mickelson’s game on Sunday? That tree threw it’s junk right infron of his putt.

  4. […] We’re almost back to merely being “extremely high” rather than “really stupidly high“ […]

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