The Evil Eyebrow

Professors are Evil

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Apparently, My Wife is an evil, elitist, america-hating communist.

My favorite part of this article is the “Crimes by Professors” section. They couldn’t find anyone denied promotion for stealing reams of paper?

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It is to laugh…

Were you aware, Peter, that 95% of our schoolteachers are members of a secret Atheist cabal dedicated to brainwashing our precious innocent children, and the remaining five percent are astro-vampires?

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One response to “Professors are Evil”

April 29, 2008

Annie

If a professor can be considered a school teacher, can I be part of the 5% that are astro-vampires? I’m not so sure my Atheist cabal dedicated to brainwashing students is so secret!

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